Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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