hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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