it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
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Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
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I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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