brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
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i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
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I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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