What's wrong?
Long week. Sore muscles. Bad back. Hangover. Mini-keg. Crazy ex-wife. Unavailable love-interest. Dead celebrity families. Republicans.
Pussy.
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
Randomize