Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
This toilet bowl is my home.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
Randomize
