i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Randomize
