But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
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this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
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I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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