Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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