We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I understand Curling. That high.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
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