whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
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I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
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remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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