Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
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just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
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strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
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