He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
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she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
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I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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