You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
Randomize
