I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
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we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
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I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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