Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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