i jhust puked up my retainher.
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
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We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
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Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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