would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
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