i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
if i died would you start the facebook group?
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
Randomize
