question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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