I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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