i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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