Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
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i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
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he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
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