I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
you will always have a special place in my vag
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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