It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
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