3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
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