Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
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Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
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went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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