you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
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Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
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I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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