I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
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im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
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I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
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