Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
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I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
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There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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