Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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