This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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