someone get that fucking seahorse.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
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Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
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the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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