It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
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What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
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Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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