I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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