I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
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It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
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I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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