Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
