let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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