Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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