I'm going to jail i love you
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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