a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
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