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Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
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There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
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That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
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