BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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