ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
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I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
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Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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