I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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