youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
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No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
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It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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