FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
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They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
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Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
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