I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
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