put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
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