My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
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She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
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I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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