But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
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My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
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My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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