Kiss
Puke
Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
Randomize
