guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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