Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
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The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
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Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
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